Last email added November 2017

Just wanted to say thanks very much to you and your team for performing at our event yesterday. Our guests thought it was really good fun, something a bit different and it became a real talking point – which was exactly what I was hoping for so thank you. As you know, we own much of Chinatown and so may ask for your help in the future.
Andy
ChineseElvis says: "We own much of Chinatown!? That sounds like a threat where I come from! (It isn't!)

Thanks for your performance - you went down better than the real Elvis! They all loved it!
David

I thought Chinese Elvis was great and I know a number of other people did too, including my boss. You worked the room really well.  It was a fun evening!
Debra

Thank you, thank you, thank you for a wonderful evening's entertainment on Friday. Everybody loved you. Lots of people (especially the ladies!) were bubbling with excitement about your act. We hope you had as good a time as we did!
David & Deanne

You were superb as usual. Professional and truly gifted at what you do.
Melanie

Thanks for putting on such a wonderful performance, we will definitely be in touch again.
Natasha

They are still talking about what an excellent job you did and Salvatore the restaurant manager said it was the best party they had ever had – so high praise indeed!
Fiona

The Lord Mayor told me how much he enoyed the show. Very good!
Raymond
ChineseElvis says, "The Lord Mayor of Bristol, Not Boris. I don't want people to think that Boris is my choice for Mayor, when I have already been indecently molested by Ken Livingston and am voting for a repeat performance."

You were amazing!! Everyone loved it.
Christina

You were amazing!  Thank you so much and I hope to see you again.
Nigel

Many thanks again for all your help on Saturday, the feedback has been amazing!
Fiona

Chinese Elvis ROCKS!  You made it a night to remember- some guests even went home and downloaded Elvis tracks!
Huong

Thank you for putting on a very good show
Robby

You were quality - and a nice jacket too!
Steve

You were sooooo brilliant!
Debbie

Thanks for a brilliant day in Bath!
Sandy

Great evening!
Ravi

Thank you for the performance. Very professional. Happy to recommend you to friends.
Ahmed

We thought you were wonderful! Thanks for a great performance!
Simone

Great Night!
Lydia

Thank you so much for last night.  Everyone had a blast and you were fabulous!
Louise

Thank you for your excellent performance at the gala.
Julie

Looking resplendent in gold lamé, the best Chinese Elvis money can buy dazzled and wowed our wedding guests in what was a superb festive, Soho knees-up just a week before Christmas. Elvis, you made our day super-special. Much love.
Nicola and Chris

We really enjoyed your show and I can tell you it was voted the best entertainment we’ve had in 15 years. Not only did you look and sound exactly like Elvis but the “banter” was hilarious! You delivered exactly what we had hoped for, a real compliment as expectations often exceed reality, well done.
Jo

Hi Danno, Please can you give me a quote for Chinese New Year at a restaurant an hour's drive from London?
Jade
ChineseElvis says, "Danno is not my name, actually. I will give her credit for reading the drivel on this site, but not for not knowing catchphrases from 1970's tv. Needless to say, I didn't do the gig!"

Thanks so much for making it such a great night for us. We have had so much positive feedback about you from our guests, who thought it was brilliant fun. Even one of my friends, who is incredibly difficult to please, thought
you were excellent and I think he even told you so after you finished. Which is a shock, knowing him as I do.
Damien & Jo

Thank you so much for all your work at Julie's party. She was thrilled with the whole do and you really got the party going
Annabel

The evening went really well and I would like to thank you for the effort you put in.  I had several clients come up to me at the end of the evening and say how much they had enjoyed it.
Tracy

I just want to say such a very very big thank you for everything on Saturday. You were amazing, we had the most perfect evening - so many people have told us how much they enjoyed themselves and I have a feeling a couple will be in touch about various events that they are organising.
Sam & Greig

Just wanted to say a massive thank you for entertaining at our party last night. Your set was absolutely brilliant and we can't thank you enough for stepping in at the last minute and being fantastic.
Justine & Andy

The entertainment was first class. I have not stopped telling my friends about Chinese Elvis since I came back from that dinner. I would like to know if you would mind singing a whole song through, rather than break off half way to tell a joke (although the jokes still make me laugh out loud when I think about them).
Mei Ling
ChineseElvis says, "This gig for the Chinese Liberal Democrats was indeed a good night. My best ever in terms of jokes working well. I did have a lot of material to work with, to be fair!"

Thank you so much for a great evening. Everyone loved the entertainment – and you now have a firm fan base amongst our client and agency.
Di

Ever since I saw you at the Anthony Nolan Trust charity ball in Edinburgh last month, I've been telling everyone they should go and see you wherever you're appearing. You were sensational and gave the evening a real wow factor! Great performance, great outfit, great videos and great voice! What more could you ask for? See you again in August.
Chris

Thank you so much for a fantastic performance at the wedding - it completely made the night for us and everybody loved you.
Anita

You are commended for your professionalism, charm and outstanding performance.You were a great success and are consistently reliable in producing first-rate entertainment.
Charles

Thanks very much for putting on such a cracking show at our wedding. Everyone had been raving about Chinese Elvis since our wedding day and you really went down a storm with our guests!! Our wedding day was the best ever and you played a big part in it, so thankyuveramuch!!
Greg

Such a night! You had the place jumping and everyone had a great time and were all shook up.Talk of it being the best anyone can remember! At least the girl of my best friend said so. But thats the Wonder of You. I just can't help believin we've got some great film, so once i've learnt how to edit the especially purchased camcorder i'll send you a few clips... Trouble this morning getting up. A fool such as i should know better. After clearing out the sand this morning we found ten pairs of knickers...
Dave

A belated thanks for everything you did in Manchester for us. As ever, the act was superb and went down a storm. We asked for feedback from our guests and almost everyone we spoke to said this years event was the best ever. They loved our selection of music ( and Chinese Elvis came out on top!!! ) Thanks again. Congratulations on your Weakest Link win ( can't believe though how thick some people are…. ) Anyway, thanks again Paul. It was great to see you in action and to meet you in person. I will be passing your name around people for future events. The whole evening was a great success and I know that loads of our guests really enjoyed themselves. Chinese Elvis is a great act (yet again, I have a sore throat from singing along). Maybe I should become "The Ginger Elvis!!!" Thanks for everything you did for us.
Lee

Thank you for making it a great night! I've had some great feedback and I think you took people by surprise... No doubt our paths will cross again, Cheers
Bryan

Thank you for last night it was great! thanks once again
Sav

Once again, thank you for the wedding performance. It was brilliant and we are still getting compliments from our guests on it.
Mark

I’m just writing to say thank you for coming along and entertaining us last Thursday. We had a great evening and we really enjoyed your act. Many thanks to you and Harvey for all your hard work.
Jenny

I just wanted to send a quick email to say a big big thank you for your excellent performance on Friday – you really made the party. You are just excellent and I would recommend you to anyone. Simply Amazing. Thank you so much – you were worth every penny.
Pip

Just wanted to say "you were fantastic" - we thoroughly enjoyed the play and had booked tickets on the strength of Maureen Lipman's reputation BUT in future would look for your name in any cast list as a recommendation for quality!
Sue

An extraordinary entertainer, who appeals to all audiences. ChineseElvis provided an electric performance of the King's classics for the Elvis devotees like myself, and interspersed it all with large amounts of first rate comedy for the less Elvis-literate, such as the guests at my event who are now all converted to the magic of Elvis. Easily the best Elvis inspired evening I have ever seen. Long may the King of Kings reign.
Alistair

Many thanks for the excellent performance on Saturday evening. The feedback received has been extremely positive. All the very best with your new project with Maureen Lipman, and once again, many thanks for your support, not only during the evening but in the run up to the event. Regards.
Karyn

I saw you perform at a charity function in Stratford and was (along with the whole audience) blown away! What a show!
Lee

Thank you for a brilliant night! Everyone loved you and this morning I've had nothing but 'Elvis was fab/fantastic/excellent/amazing/hilarious', 'Elvis rocked', 'What a brilliant night', so lots of brownie points for me! The good thing is everyone was really up for a fun night out and had a really enjoyable time. Now, my only problem is what to do for next year's party!
Michelle

Thank you so much for your performance. Feedback from clients and staff was extremely positive, we really enjoyed it. Have a fantastic Christmas and New Year.
Rosy

You have a great voice, great energy, a real sense of theatre and I loved the way you got in amongst the audience when you were performing. Quote from the Policy Advisor to our Director: 'I absolutely loved ChineseElvis, it was a top bash last night' Will now sort out your payment! thanks again and happy holidays likewise.
Laura

Many many many thanks for an excellent evening, you were absolutely fantastic and it could not have been any better! The end of the evening is a little blurry so if I did not say thank you and goodbye please be sure I intended to! If you ever need a glowing reference (which I am sure you never will) it would be an honour and (as you say) thankyouverymuch!
Jo

Awesome night! Top performance as expected - so thangyuverymuch! Cheers,
Nick

Apologies for the tardiness (the honeymoon never really ended!) but a belated (although nonetheless HUGE) thank you for such remarkable and memorable performances at both of our wedding celebrations - you went down an absolute storm - friends and family have praised you at many a get together since! Thanguverymuch again for lifting an already magical day even more and good luck in future endeavours and performances!
Marie and Paul

just want to say thank you once again for some great entertainment and that photograph. It cheered me up no end on a day that turned from drab to fab! Hope all your future endeavours go fantastically well and that your career goes from strength to strength. Kindest Regards
Peter

Loved the show yesterday at the casino, the staff really enjoyed it. My mum and I are both big fans of the king. Don't work to hard and have fun. Many thanks.
Sam & Mum

Hi Paul, I would just like to say that your show was just perfect and as i was on the roulette tables the sound was just perfect and not distracting and ever so clear. it was an absolute pleasure to meet you as well. Also your costume looked exquisite. Regards
Myrna

Hi Paul I wanted to say a huge thank you for 23rd December it was a fantastic day and everyone has said they really enjoyed it. It was definitely the best Christmas do we have had so far. Wishing you a very happy and prosperous new year.
Kel

'Hi Paul Just back in the office today. On holiday on Friday - very sensible! Glad you had as much fun as we did. From the stories this morning everyone had a marvellous time. We'll be updating our website and keeping a close eye on yours to follow your progress. You were fantastic! Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant Take care keep in touch and hope to see you soon.
Karen
ChineseElvis says, click here to be taken to their website where a tribute has indeed been posted. Much appreciated, my Geordie chums.

Morning Paul Thanks for a cracking performance at our works do on Friday. Everyone in the office has commented how good a time they had and about the quality of your performance. Some people even thought that it was the king himself singing as they thought you were miming - I put them straight though! Hope you have a good Christmas and that the new year brings loads of lucrative TV contracts.
James

Hi Paul Just to let you know how fantastic everyone thought you were on Saturday- you really made the evening and we are so grateful to you. The total monies raised was £5,600 which was amazing!! My daughter Lizzy and her friends were really impressed and I hope you enjoyed your trip around HMS Edinburgh with them. It was great to meet you and I hope that we see you again!! Best regards
Lynn - NSPCC

Hi ChineseElvis! It's the Newcastle girls here! Thank you for a wonderful night at the NSPCC ball in Portsmouth this weekend! You were fab and everyone loved you! Hope you enjoyed the tour around HMS Nottingham - we're looking forward to seeing the pictures of 'The King' at sea! And most importantly, thanks for helping us raise loads of money for the NSPCC! Look forward to seeing you again soon, Love
The Newcastle Girls (Liz, Lis, Kate and Gem!)

Dear Paul, If you ever need a backing singer again, or someone to heckle you, I am back in London next month. I am looking forward to it. I miss Chinese Elvis!!!!!!!!
Ang
ChineseElvis says - And I miss you too. Are you a bloke or a woman?

Hi Paul, Just a few quick lines to thank you again for the wonderful performance/show you did at our wedding. Everybody we have spoken to said how much they enjoyed the day and particularly you. It really was the perfect way to round things off. I hope you enjoyed performing as much as everyone else enjoyed dancing/singing along. Everyone who asked about you has been pointed in the direction of your website so hopefully some potential customers in there for you. Hopefully we will see you again at some point in the future.Once again, "Thangyuveramuch".
Andy & Karen

Just a short e-mail to thank you so much for providing us with such great entertainment in the face of great adversity(Aunty Margaret)!! at Sarah and Nathan's wedding on Saturday June 4th 05 Everyone had such a great time, and we have received numerous comments about your performance. Without your input, we are sure that the evening would not have been so successful.
Leslie & Alan

hi...i'm not even sure if the whole site is a joke or not but don't be offended if it's for real. but it seems to me that ed norton guy might actually be an impersonator...he looks different from the real one. the real one has sort of a prominent mole and a lot of other things. so i guess that guy might actually be a stalker...or it could be a joke you guys mutually consented to do just a heads up
John
ChineseElvis says - This is a great example of some of the random emails I get, which may warrant a page of their own one day. See the next one...

HI MY NAME IS KENNY I WAS WOUNDERING HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE TWO DO A SHOW IN USA AND HOW MANY GIRLS IN YOURE SHOW
Kenny
ChineseElvis says - Much as I appreciate any request for a booking, I would like to make the point that in general if you type in capital letters (considerd rude by some), misspell "wondering" (simultaneously leaving an implicit threat of physical bodily harm, mind you - "wound-ering"), dont know the difference between "two" and "to" and use little (or zero) punctuation, then its unlikely that you will be able to afford me (let alone my dancing girls) to fly out first class to the states. I am not usually this judgemental, but to be fair, this guy does not work in a school, methinks. Ken, mate, if you happen to be some dyslexic criminal mastermind (with learning difficulties) sitting on a wodge of drug-money, waited on hand and foot by scantily clad leggy Penthouse Pets, please let me know by transferring a large amount to my bank account. On receipt I will rush out on the next flight. Peace.

I've just realised that I hadn't thanked you for your wonderful performance on Sunday! You were excellent and the birthday boy is still excitedly telling everyone about his birthday treat. I'll definitely be recommending you to anyone who needs a live performance.
Mark

You were absolutely fantastic on Saturday - thanks for helping to make it a very memorable night. All the best.
Karen Sahoy - Victor Ubogu Ltd

Paul, You were OUTSTANDING and made the evening. The phone hasn't stopped ringing with people congratulating us on Chinese Elvis - not the wedding! A great performance from a great guy. Can't wait to see you in action again.
Pat & Peter

HI I'M YOUR GREAT FANS YOU ARE FANTASTIC. I'M FROM ROME CAN I'VE YOUR SCARVES? I'M VERY HAPPY TO RECEIVE YOUR SCARVES PLEASE. THANKS YOU
Emanuele
ChineseElvis says - the similarities to Kenny's email above are there: short, capitalised, to the point, criminal (probably - she's from Rome, knowhaddamean?). At least the sentences are punctuated. Its slightly more forgiveable in that she is Italian, so English is at least her 2nd language, probably. But I would like to make the point that ChineseElvis' accoutrements are generally not available (again, unless an enormous fee is involved) to the great unwashed public. Good, sexy porn-star name, though. ThankSyuveramuch.

I have to say a few words about Paul as I booked him to appear at my party over the weekend and having never seen him I didn't have a clue as to what to expect. In the week before the booking Paul phoned to tell me that he had been asked to appear in Robbie Williams new video on the same day as my party. I was quite gutted for him as I knew it would carry great publicity for him and I am sure he would have loved to have done it, but he stayed loyal to me and turned him down! Can you believe the guy turned down Robbie Williams to appear in a little scout hall in Cheam! Plus he had the hardest audience in my family and friends, they just would not get up and dance but he persevered so much and everyone agreed that he was absolutely brilliant. Not only is he a great performer he is also a really nice guy and all of the children loved him. He turned up very early and mingled in with the guests, got to know all of the names of the children and then when he came on he could relate to them all personally which they loved. Some people might think they could get someone a bit cheaper if they looked around but when he does his act you know where your money has gone and really you wont even remember you paid him. Thanks again Paul and will definitely book you again one day unless you become incredibly famous and I won't be able to afford you!
Fast Eddie

Hi Paul, great website - i think they're better when they're a bit amateur and more personal. However, I couldn't find anything on it about restaurent appearences. I was curious. Over a year ago i booked a meal at a chinsese restaurent on Holloway Rd (North London) for my birthday. Chinese Elvis was meant to appear but apparently was ill so some chinese opera singers turned up and deafened us instead. It was a hell of a racket but quite bizarre and entertaining (and the restaurent did some amazing smoking (literally .....dry ice) desserts). However, having seen indian elvis and italian elvis all 15 of us were a bit disappointed. The restaurent still advertises chinese elvis once a week. Is this you or an imposter? If it is, do you usually make it or do you have to drop out because of other committments. If it isn't you, do you appear anywhere regularly in London? Best Wishes
Jef Gooding
ChineseElvis says - I liked the style of this guy's email...opening with a nice back-handed compliment! In spite of Jef's mad ramblings, his web-snobbery and his mis-spelling of the simple word, "restaurant", he makes a good point; how is one to know whether a Chinese Elvis impersonator you have seen is me or not? To be honest, we all look the same so don't even worry about it...but the connoisseur will know that any other Chinese Elvis is indeed an imposter and not the true ChineseElvis, who has no spaces in his name.

Thanks so much Paul, your performance was brilliant. Great to see the different reactions from people. I for one, couldn't stop giggling. My Mum just sat with a dreamy expression on her face, tapping the table and that was just the sound check. One guest refused to leave the bar area as they were convinced you were a stripper.
Deborah Weir

Dear Paul, Amid a sea of recent criticism (for an un-ChineseElvis related television series that Paul Hyu famously wrote, much to the chagrin of some of the Chinese community - webmaster) comes a note of appreciation. We would just like to thank you again for your performance and for having turned the night around. Everybody was very inspired by your act, which led to people fighting for the mic. It was fantastic. Best of luck in the coming year. Gung Hei Fa Choi!
Luke Tsang

Dear Paul Thank you very much for Saturday The whole day was fantastic All of my friends were so impressed
Sue Eales

Paul, Fantastic, Rip roaring and Magic were but a few words we heard since the Wedding regarding the 'Elvis'. I personally enjoyed Something and a Little Less Conversation and I have no problem with you winning my wife's favour with your moves and charisma Your performance really set up the whole evening and was a firework up the backsides of many guests. Your Hava Naglia will live long in the memories of most, and I really appreciate the effort you made to get that one under your belt. You and your performance was everything we could have wished for, Thank You. We hope you had a good time and enjoyed whole evening as well as the performance. We hope to catch up again with you soon. All the Best
Jason & Charlotte

The party was a great success. Everybody enjoyed your show and It made Lou's birthday. Many thanks
Tim and Lou

Hi Paul, Just a little note to say how fantastic you were last night. Everyone we spoke to afterwards thought you were brilliant (i think jane's dad wants to invest in a pair of stick on sidies!!!) you really made our night, thank you so much! Kind regards Mr & Mrs Taylor!
Paul and Jane

Hiya, I saw you perform in Ashford on Sunday for a 40th Birthday party and I thought you were superb! My grandad (Luigi) thought you were excellent too. You really got the party going, you even convinced my sister that you were the real Elvis!. She came up to me when you started and said "ELVIS HASN'T DIED!!" so well done. Keep on rocking and rolling. Hopefully I'll see you perform again soon. All da best
Love Stephanie

when are where are you performing next?
Michelle Loughne
ChineseElvis says: This was the entire email and the correct answer was "Today in Derby" . Hope that was helpful, Michelle.

Just a brief line to thank you for your excellent performance on Sunday. The entire party have been giving you rave reviews ever since so your ears should still be burning!
Dr Michael Turner, Chief Medical Advisor, LTA

Your performance at our wedding was absolutely brilliant. Every single guest I have spoken to since, thought you were a star. Sarah and I didn't really know what to expect, but the entertainment was ten times better than we were hoping for. Our Elvis CDs haven't left the player for the past weeks, although I don't think he's a patch on Hyu. Boom Boom! Hopefully the evening was a bit of fun for you as well. I think that there has been enough interest after the wedding that we could fill Gracelands, so please let me know when you know you will next be there for definite and we can book the place out. All the best and thanks again. You can rest assured we will still remember you in 50 years time, even if we are long forgotten !
Richard Wesley

"Dear Mr Presley, According to our records, you have had the free 30 day trial (which has since expired), but have not applied for the full service. Therefore, we will not be able to continue delivery of the daily picture service until we receive full payment."
webmaster@soapytitwank.com

Dear Paul/ChineseElvis, We went to Gracelands Palace on 16 August and were unfortunate enough to be poorly entertained by an Elvis impersonator who can only be described as 'terrible'. He was drunk, unable to sing the lyrics or do any of the gyrations that one would have expected. At midnight Paul Chang turned up. It was a strange experience in all. I think Paul Change was summoned in to rescue the evening. Do you know anything about this and will you be back at the restaurant at some stage? Best Wishes,
JANE CHELLIAH-MANNING
ChineseElvis says,'I know nothing about this unfortunate incident nor can I name and shame the culprit. But as I try to make clear on my main website, Gracelands Palace is only an occasional gig for me, when I am not busy or making sweet love. I have very little motivation in publicising when I will be present at this salubrious haunt, since I do not have any financial interest there. I do it for the love of it, rather like Woody Allen plays jazz. It keeps me rooted and sharp and I can try out new material there but its pot luck for the punters, I'm afraid.

All the guests enjoyed your unique act...thank you for conducting the auction and raffle with humour and professionalism.
Sairina Ramakrishnan, Event Organiser The Labour Party

Hello Paul, Last year I had my birthday at your restaurant and it was bloody hilarious. Can we do it again? If you are taking bookings in early december let me know, I live in Spain now - and am coming back to see you, the King. How much would you charge to do a function in Marbella? See you soon
Jake Riley Photographer

I saw you (with friends) in June this year at Gracelands restaurant and we were so taken with your performance. You are indeed the best Elvis I have ever seen. In fact, some friends are coming to see you again in the few weeks time.
Valerie Smith

Thought your set was brilliant on Friday night. Thorougly enjoyed it. cheers
Ken Lovegrove

Thank you for turning a good party into a great one.Thoroughly professional, timing superb and all the right buttons were pressed at the right times, and I'm not talking about the P.A system. Crowd thought you were brilliant and really glad we could do business at such short notice. Once again thanks and I hope of course that some further work comes your way out of this gig because the world should know that the King is back. And this time he's a Chinaman!!!!
David

Just to say thanks for doing a brilliant job on the boat. Everyone thought that you were great (especially my aunty). I've got quite a few photos and even some quicktime movies of you that I can email through should you want them. And if you want a quote from me or want to use me to as a referee to other couples thinking of using you for a wedding then just let me know. thanks again for a great job
matt

Thanks for your great performance. Everybody thought you were brilliant. We've given your card out so stand by the phone! We're in Cyprus at the moment just relaxing. Thanks again for a fantastic show. All the best to you and your family.
Steve and Dipika

The whole evening was fantastic and you certainly entertained both the adults and children. The day went off great and you were part of that success. We are still talking about you this morning. I hope that the whip paid for an extra drink or two! I can't thank you enough. It was fun for all of us! Hope to see you again soon. In the meantime - I trust that some of my friends will be contacting you as promised. All the best
John Abassi
ChineseElvis says: John's birthday guests were so generous, they did a whip-round and presented me with a handsome tip. This has never happened before and it was quite something. Thangyuveramuch, John.

"Friday night was one of the best nights out I have had for ages (friends say I should get out more, but they are just being unnecessarily harsh). I was the chick you serenaded with a song I can't remember because I was overwhelmed with the attention and blushing furiously whilst trying to click my fingers in time. The bunch of shrieking harpies in my entourage (my esteemed colleagues) insisted I get in touch to congratulate you on your show and also the epic proportions of your chest hair. The night ended in tears and wobbly legs as I was sick round at a friends and spent the rest of the weekend in bed feeling feeble. Do you have this effect on other women, or could it be that I ate too much crispy chilli beef? I am anxious to know... Anyway, thank you for being such a top notch performer and for giving us a night to remember. Your website is also highly entertaining and made me guffaw out loud several times (and yes I did press the penis link). Keep rockin"
Charity Green

"At last a moment to thank you so very much for giving up your Saturday to drive all the way down to Wiltshire to entertain our '700 closest friends'. YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!"
Sarah Eliot-Cohen, Director of Events, The Haven Trust

"Just wanted to say thank you so much for performing at our wedding. So many people have commented about one) how fantastic you were, two) how polite you were and three) how well you read the crowd! Dave and I had the most wonderful day and we're still grinning from ear to ear because we're still getting thank you cards through, and most of them are mentioning how much they loved being entertained by you. Thanks for making our day just the little bit more special. All the best "
Maddy x

"Dear Chinese Elvis, We've seen you a few times now in the Old Kent Road to see you and we're All Shook Up. Although Steve Loves Me Tender, he loves hyu even more. So why don't you put on your Blue Suede Shoes and get down to our wedding to sing for us? It's on Sunday 31st March at Fawsley Hall near Daventry, Northants. We have a DJ with a mike and all the necessary gadgets but would like you to sing for about an hour from 8pm to get the crowd moving. You say on your website to name a price. We won't have burgers, but we can offer bacon butties aplenty. Don't leave us Crying in The Chapel Elvis, please say yes. It's Now or Never so we would appreciate it if you could get back to us as soon as possible and put our Suspicious Minds at rest. Etc. etc."
Nadia Misconi

"Paul, Just like to say thanks for Saturday 26th Jan at Graceland Palace. It was my Dad's 60th birthday, and we had booked a table as a surprise as he is a massive Elvis fan, the night turned out to be fantastic, we took loads of pictures and had a really good time mainly thanks to you. We all thought you were really good and sung really well with good comic touches in between and letting people have a go on the mic (like my Dad) and the bloke that was doing the beat box to one of your songs was a really good laugh. We all will for sure recommend people to come and see you. Many Thanks for making my Dad's 60th a cool night! :-)"
Ben McDonald

"Paul, saw your show on Saturday at Gracelands....no, I wasn't part of the rowdy hen night group, we were the other rowdy group of girlies hiding behind the stag night lot...phew, what a racket. Us, not you! You had us up and dancing long before we'd finished our deep fried prawns. Fantastic night, great entertainment and we're coming back.....but only when you're going to be there! Thanks for the memories, I'll send you a photo!"
Joanne Day

"Hi there, On behalf of the slightly raucous table in Gracelands, we would like to thank you for a very enjoyable evening. Your performance was much better than Irish Elvis who clearly wasn't enjoying dancing with us as much as you were. We look forward to seeing you soon."
Jeremy Gelber.

"Thanks so much for your stint on saturday. you were fab. we have great pix. Who do we pay, you or Lisa?"
Danielle Nay (Dr. Party)
ChineseElvis says the answer is always, "ME"

"I know you're probably off in a WW1 trench somewhere - but in the meantime, THANK YOU so much for Saturday night. Everyone has been saying how much they loved it, and we all thought you were great. I think it worked really well with the band in the end - a really good mix and the joint stuff at the end was fab. They certainly enjoyed it - hope you did too. Good luck with the rest of the filming. I'll look out for it!"
Clare Thomson

"WELL DONE for your pub performance on Friday evening at the Jolly Gardner. To think...all these years I thought the King was dead....not so anymore!"
Helen Jane

"Wise men say, only fools rush in, but we just couldn't help logging on. It truly is the wonder of Hyu. The first site us cybernovices have visited. Greetings and respek"
Ollie and Debs

"Great night damn good laugh and excellent entertainment. My girlfriend is French and they don't know anything about Elvis, but she enjoyed herself as we all did. From another Muldowney brother who is not getting married or having a birthday, nor am I nice... See ya at the stag do."
Shaun Muldowney

"Hey mate thanks very much for coming to my birthday surprise it was a huck a huck , f*cking great do. I think you will be invited back there again very soon. Thank you very much"
Nigel Muldowney

Thank you for your email dated 23.09.03 regarding your mobile. We have taken your suggestion on board for a ringtone that is just ring ring. We have found that there are standard ring tones for the t100 that just ring ,and all we can advise you to do is to keep checking back to the site as we are constantly updating it. I hope this information proves useful, if you have any further issues or queries please don't hesitate to contact our customer service line on 0870 242 0303. Yours Sincerely,
Samsung Electronics
ChineseElvis says - Well, you can't fault their politeness even if their phones cant ring. I'm back to Nokia now - Samsung may be East-Asian and therefore would normally get my vote but in this case the Scandinavians are clear winners in the mobile phone "ring-tones" war.

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Anna Sloneem

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Robin Parker

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Abigail & Alan Tuff

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