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***Who
doesn't like big breasts??!***
Its hard to believe, but ChineseElvis
is able to provide the large-breasted girl from Bob Geldof's
party (see Famous
Friends page) and as
many of her equally talented friends as your budget can
afford for an extra fee. They dance, they wear bits of string...its
FANTASTIC!! Ask about details - If it works for Sir Bob,
why not try it yourself? WARNING - Breasts like these dont
come cheap - and in Elena's case they ARE REAL!! Remember
you are paying by VOLUME. She's a good dancer too (but limits
her performance to a mesmerising "pogo" dance).
Admittedly, very little to do with Elvis, but Elena adds
neccesary eye-candy to the show and writhes around during
the set. Its worth it...
 
Unfortunately, Elena became unavailable
recently - she emigrated to the US of A to find work. I
think I spotted her in a 'Seymore Butts' feature recently,
though from the angle, it was hard to tell. Rather than
take down her pictures, I though they should be left up
as a reminder of the good old days.
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*** Sexy Sax Lady added to ChineseElvis' harem in bid to
creep upmarket***
Kate plays the saxophone. And it
sounds sexy. She wanders around your event, with her long
legs all the way up to her waist, blowing away and making
sweet music. With Kate making an early appearance, people
might think your event is going to be quite classy. Its
a good idea to raise expectations like this, because when
ChineseElvis starts his act, the tone of the evening is
lowered considerably...
 
If you would like
to hire the sexy and talented Kate as an antidote to ChineseElvis,
please dont hesitate to get
in touch. Or if you would like to hire her without ChineseElvis
that works too (though it makes him jealous...!!
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