"Are You Lonesome Toon-night?" Nobby croons suggestively in my ear as I make my excuses and quickly leave...

Nobby Solano
Elvis songs may be theming Nike adverts over the world at present but ChineseElvis has managed to meet none other than Peruvian Aston Villa favourite, Norberto Solano. He may not have been in the World Cup but he knows a good Chinese Elvis impersonator when he sees one.

A little less conversation, Nobby, and a little more action on the football field, if you please.