Chineseelvis was honoured to be asked to perform at Sir Bob’s 50th birthday party, which he happily accepted. The great event was shrouded in secrecy with codenames and passwords and a great deal of intrigue, which was understandable because it was a massive party and the guest list was moderately impressive. Names to drop (that I saw there): Mick Jagger, Bill Wyman, Sting, Jools Holland, Brian May, Alan Yentob, (who hell he?) John Hurt, Anita Dobson, Jerry Hall, as well as Bono, Van Morrison, Dave Stewart, Jeremy Irons, David Frost, Anjelica Huston, David Bailey, Marie Helvin, Katherine Hamnett, Tom Stoppard and most impressively, a bunch of fit models hired to mingle with the guests and have big breasts, which they did magnificently. I don’t have any photos of this list of alumni from the celebrity pages, but luckily I do have one of a couple of girls with the big breasts. Thangyoveramuch.
