I was worried that the Labour politicians present might not appreciate the fact that I had neglected to warm up properly before starting and was off-key a couple of times- then I of course remembered that they wouldn't care about a couple of flats...

Cherie Blair
Tony Blair's missus, Cherie, was happy to take my business card, when I sang recently at a fund-raising do, for which she was the guest of honour. A sexy and voluptuous woman, I was worried that my skintight jumpsuit would be bulging in the most un-Elvis like places. Luckily for me, Margaret Beckett was also present and funds were the only thing that were sucessfully raised.