I have mentioned in the past that my mate Ed Norton, would be popping by for a drink, and that he would allow me to post some piccies. A lot of you thought I was bullshitting. And maybe I was. But he has been to visit recently and we got very, very drunk. Then in a drunken stupor, we took some photos with the digital camera, but did not notice that the infra-red light was on, hence the scary result.

Ed is holding the painful area where he had that swastika surgically removed after filming American History X. "Its very tender", he informed us over sesame prawn toast.

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