Mr Norton spares a moment from his hectic schedule to take a scenic ride across the Sussex countryside. Nice.

Yes, Ed came to visit again and this time, we went for a little day trip to the Bluebell Railway. Not many people know that Ed is a keen trainspotter and rail enthusiast whenever he can get the time - which is rare these days. The day turned sour when it was time to leave. ChineseElvis mentioned to Ed that he felt Ed's obsession with ChineseElvis had become a little sinister and politely asked him to stop stalking him. Ed reminded ChineseElvis that he had two oscar nominations and a very beautiful girlfriend and that he was not the kind of person who would stalk anyone. Thats not the way it looks to my neighbours, Ed.